Courtwarming candidate questionnaires

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Kelsey Harper

When the Courtwarming King candidates first learned of their candidacy, they answered questions, which Student Council asked. Here are their answers.
Adam Burnam
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I crafted a ship using only the finest adolescent cherry wood, and then paddled my escort into the middle of a babbling brook. Here, I presented her a scone on a porcelain saucer. On this scone, I wrote “Hey will you be my escort?” in 32 point font using homemade chocolate syrup.
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Mulan, because she defies her cultural boundaries and becomes what she is truly meant to be: a hero.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Amish Mafia/Duck Dynasty/South Beach Tow
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her personality.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
It is a tie between snooki and jwoww.
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Disney, so that I can fulfill my dream of Apu from Aladdin.
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Captain Li Shang from Mulan, because aside from my extensive training in jujitsu, I have spent a considerable amount of time preparing for the imminent return of the Hun.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
I would be a judge on the voice and only choose people who sing while playing the bagpipe.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
My junior year in Children’s Theater, whilst performing my interpretation of a light-saber battle, I ripped my pants from the kneecap to the crotch.
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Condalisa Rice
 
Zach Cook
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I had an air plane fly over her house, and I parachuted down with a dozen roses in a tuxedo with violins playing.
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Jasmine, I want to hit up that flyin’ carpet.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
The Following
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her perfect nostrils
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
The new Miley, wrecking Ball all the way.
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Disney, Everyone is going to be ridiculous.
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Prince Charming? He gets me.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
How to become Pat Sasser
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Pretend pooped my pants in front of my US Studies class Junior Year because I lost “Odds are.”
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Brittney Griner, because she can dunk.
 
Tanner Cranford
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I wrote a song called “You don’t have a choice.”
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Pocahontas, because I can sing with all the voices of the mountain, and paint with the colors of the wind. 
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Duck Dynasty
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Lower left molar, and the fingernail on her index finger.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
Jenelle Evens (Teen Mom)
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Disney, because….
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Simba, because my dads name is Mufasa.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
I would want to be a CPAC dancer/Bruin Girl, because they are popular and pretty and I want to be popular and pretty.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
I don’t do embarrassing.                                                                             
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Lindsey Vonn or Ali Kreklow. Lindsey is an Olympic athlete and Ali is “The heart of it all.”
 
Luke Darrough
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
As the brazen sun set over the beautiful lake Michigan, the jazz trio slowed the tempo to set the whimsically passionate mood that would accompany the embracing atmosphere of the night. I then awkwardly asked her to be my escort.
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
 Mulan, she is able to transcend the binding fog of gender roles, motivating us all to conquer our adversities.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Catdog
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Left Ankle
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
The entire cast of Teen Mom
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
MTV DAY!!!!!!
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Prince Adam (The Beast) we share the qualities of arrogance and hubristic attitudes, but only strive to better ourselves. Also, I have earned the nickname the “the beast”
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
I want Morgan Freemans voice with Brad Pitt’s head on Channing Tatum’s body, and I would be a croquet master.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Wiping with poison ivy….. Twice
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Adam Burnam
 
Salim Gumati
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I paid her…
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Belle, because she showed that beauty is also on the inside.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
F.R.I.N.D.S.
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her personality and drive.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
Rob Dyrdek
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Disney Day… You’ll see!
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Aladdin, for obvious reasons.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
ALEX HUCK
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Coach Nichols calling me a pre-madonna.
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Alex Morgan and Regan DeClerk
 
Brayden Parker
1)      How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
Claire Simon is my escort and Claire loves lacrosse, so I bought some lacrosse balls and wrote “Courtwarming?” on them. I left them on her car and when we went to lunch she had to figure out the puzzle.
2)      Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
I don’t quite remember all of the princess movies but I like Beauty and the Beast so Belle would probably be my favorite.
3)      What is your favorite tv show?
NCIS would have to be my favorite tv show.
4)      What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
I really appreciate her interview of Richard Sherman and the look on her face while he answered the questions.
5)      Who is your favorite MTV show star?
I actually don’t watch MTV… ESPN is where it’s at.
6)      Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
RB Spirit Day! Being a Rock Bridge athlete, everyday should be and gold so I’m looking forward to seeing school spirit.
7)      What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
I would have to say the Beast. Hopefully it’s not cause I’m selfish or anything like that but I respect him wanting to be more private. I prefer to be popular and famous as some of the other princes are.
8)      If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
Coach Ofodile! In all seriousness he is a role model for me and so many people respect him. Plus being in the NFL would be legit. On a funnier note, who wouldn’t want to see coach O on MTV?
9)      What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Honestly it might be being on court. This is definitely not my thing but whatever… It’s great to try new things plus it’ll be fun!
10)  Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Alex Morgan
 
Zach Reuter
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I texted her.
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Ariel, I have a things for mermaids.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Game of Thrones
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her personality. 😉
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
Toby Kieth
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
ESPN, I like sports.
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Iron Man, He rocks.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
Pete from Treehouse Monsters.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
IDK, I get a lot of fouls in basketball.
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Kate Upton
 
Jack Schimpf
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
Nobody, because I am a heartless monster.
2)    Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Belle… She’s hot.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Babe Watch… I mean Bay Watch.
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her hands… They’re beautiful.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
What’s MTV.
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Monday – we don’t have school… (Kidding)
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
The Beast because, look at me.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
Ali Kreklow… She’s the HEART OF IT ALL.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
One day, sophomore year, I forgot to wear clothes…
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Danica Patrick 
 
Evan Schulte
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I begged…
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Cinderella, because she was a hard worker and never died or got cursed.
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Blue Mountain State
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her looks make you forget about what she says.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
Crystal Reed, Teen Wolf
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
Disney, it brings back memories of freshman year when was finally tall enough to ride all the rides.
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Prince Phillip, he can wake a girl up with a kiss.
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
An Olympic track star, because it would be awesome to compete in the Olympics and track is a big event in the Olympics.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Getting a picture taken in just half tights and a teacher walked in the room.
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Nastia Lukin
 
Kyle Teter 
1)     How did you ask your escort to be your escort?
I swam to the Europe and found a 100000000 year old piece of wood, then stole the Queens jewels then swam back to America and hand crafted a hand out of hand made material. Then filled the hand with the jewels and told the girl she could have it if she wanted to be my escort. She said yes, of course.
2)     Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?
Ariel because I like fishing!
3)     What is your favorite tv show?
Duck Dynasty
4)     What is your favorite quality of Erin Andrews?
Her lips because the exquisite quality of dialect with which she speaks.
5)     Who is your favorite MTV show star?
MTV is a hippie guy station
6)     Which spirit day are you looking forward to the most and why?
ESPN because I don’t have to wear pants
7)     What Disney prince do you relate most to and why?
Prince Charming. What girl hasn’t fallen head over heals for me? He’s also a future king “wink wink”
8)     If you could be “Made (MTV show)” into anything you wanted, what would you be and why?
Me, I would be made into a better version of me, even though it’s completely impossible because I’m already my best version. I’m rugged yet beautiful, talk to ducks, have great hair and my muscles make Zach Reuter’s look like a small piece of mulch. Also I wrestle bears for fun.
9)     What is your most embarrassing high school experience?
Talking to any girl up until mid-junior year. Women scared me. Now I scare women.
10)Who’s your favorite female athlete?
Michael Jordan’s Daughter… she’s an athlete right?
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