Ep. 2 Sleeping Habits

5 Sleeping Habits of Internet Addicts

1. Your Laptop. That 13-inch screen could be another appendage.

It’s the first thing you see when you open your eyes and the last thing you look at when you close your eyes.

2. Your Hands. Practically clicking keys in R.E.M. sleep.

Even in your subconcious can’t ignore your love of the internet.

3. Your Cell phone. When there’s no difference between face-to-face and Skype.

When was the last time you got your phone call or even a text message? (Sorry, your parents don’t count.) At this point your phone is just a fancy alarm clock.  

4. Your Homework. After one more Youtube video.

“I’ll start my homework in five minutes.”

Let’s be honest. Those 300 seconds might as well be 86,400.

5. Your Eyes Wide Shut.  Red Bull, Starbucks, even Folgers will do.

It’s 3 in the morning. Your parents are snoring. Not even the cat is awake.